I Have Found My Future Wife

Glory glory glory!!!
I have found my future wife
A woman of beauty and grace
The personification of everything wonderful
The embodiment of anything lovely
Her voice is healings to my arching heart
Her presence enshrouds me with joy
Yes, I have found my future wife

I have found my future wife
So says a friend to me
I have found Miss Slim
So says a brother to me
Wait brother Finder
I am a little bit puzzled
What about sister Yellow
Yes, the one in the choir
Isn't she the one again?
I still remember Miss Black
You once said she was your Miss right
That was before Christmas
You also dated Aunty Fat
And broke the heart of sister Tall

Wait Mr Finder
Is your God a polygamist?
Who keep confusing you with visions

Stop spiritualizing your lust

Stop dragging God into your mess
Why break these innocent hearts
With your sacred lies
With your biblical deception
With your holy confusion

Mr Finder
You are lost
In chains of your own lust
I know how people like that end
In the grave of a wasted life



© Olatuja Oloyede